dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via crrocs)

(Source: riskyteacher, via discovers)

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
  • me: wow im tired I'm gonna go to sleep
  • my brain: now is a great time to think about evERY SCARY MOVIE YOUVE EVER SEEN

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

(via itsagifnotagif)

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson, via ruinedchildhood)

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

(Source: burgrs, via tvattoos)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via tvattoos)